Still More odd Signs

"Notice: We are not responsible for any damage done to cars, by shopping carts or this stand. We are not responsible for any damage done to your personnel vehicle. Thanks, Management." - Sign posted on the shopping cart return area in the parking lot outside Food Lion
"No trespassing after hours. Anyone caught doing so will be prosecuted." -sign at a gas station
"No weapons beyond this point." -sign beside the security point at the courthouse
"Fire Exit. Push. Alarm will Sound!"-sign on a emergency door at the dollar store
"No parking on Grass. Do Not Block Other Vehicles."-sign in the parking lot at the park
"No parking in front of the entrance." -sign on the door to the mall.
" Don't Pull. Push to open the door."-sign on a door to an antique shop
" Hungry Church: No Perfect People Allowed."-church sign
" Service Times This Week? Same As Last Week!"-church sign
" YOU 'RE WELCOME TO OUR CHURCH! What is Missing? Come on in and you will see!"-church sign
"What is missing? You Are!"-church sign
" Welcome Visitors! Members Expected!"-church sign
" Sermon: Series on Red Hot Monogamy!"-billboard advertising a church series on sex from a biblical prospective
" Come One and All to a Sermon on the First Fall!"-church sign
"What is Satan Like? Come hearing the preaching series by our youth pastor."-church sign (was this is a typo, or was it meant to sound so weird?)