Here are some odd signs out there ...
- No Man Is Happy Unless He Believes He IS Rev. John Ritter- First Baptist Church, Ambridge, PA
- Death Valley Health Center-Death Valley,CA
- This Sign Is To Help Foreign Tourists From Getting Lost-China (on a sign written in Chinese)
- Take Care! Fall Into Water Carefully-Lijang, China
- Boiled Cake, Fried Pimple-Beljing, China
- Dull above a sign that says Highland Adventure Safaris -Near Aberfeldy,Perthshire
- Bed Breakfast -outside a field with pigs in it and some half moon shaped buildings -Nottinghamshire
- Danger Sheep Drop-sign in Wales
- Brentwood Kelvedon Hatch Industrial Estates A 18 Secert Nuclear Bunker -Essex
- Racism & Outdoor Food Not Allowed -Shimla, India
- Baldness with an arrow pointing around the corner-Boquete,Panama
- Soccer Not Allowed. Soccer May Only Be Played In the Archery Ranage.-Grafton,Wisconsin
- If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter-Neenah, Wisconsin
- Please Don't Hurt the Animals While Teasing Them-Nanjing, China (outside a zoo there)
- Fresh Pet Meat-Chaga Market,Tanzania
- Colton High School Commited to High Standards-Colton, California (left the second t out of the word committed)
- The North-Folk Beer Shire : Beer, Pizza, Wedding,Chapel-Washington State,USA
- Hairgut Barbero-Cairo
- One Way System -with an arrow pointed to the left and another pointed to the right -Doncaster
- ! Drunk Locals -sign on a fence in the Lake District
- Under A.S.S. Protection-security company sign on a fence in Kavieng,New Ireland Providence,Paupa New Guinea
- Attention :For those waiting seats clients,table shall be arranged for you have more than half people already come. We apologize for any inconvenience may cause to you. -New Terroriteries of Hong Kong
- To the Scum Bag Who Stole Our Push Chair Today. We are a Charity. I Hope You Need It One Day Scum.-window of the RSPCA shop in East Ham, London
- Emergency Telephone Call 999 For Coast Guard, Police,Fire, or Ambulance-outside a public telephone
- Quiet Woman Way-street sign in Nelson, New Zealand
- Notice Mediums Are Forbidden To Fall Into A Terance In the Snake Temple Or Its Preceint Causing Inconvencience To Worshippers And Vistors By Order of the Board -Snake Temple In Penang, Malyasia
- Sorry We Have No Mints Please Take A Condom Instead -Thai Resturant (ugh! Can we say,excuse me? Talk about strange,and rude here!)
- Constructions Work Is Taking Place In This Area Please, Excuse For the Molest-Havana, Cuba
- Please Help Us Save Water. Press Flush Button Twice.-Istanbul airport bathroom
- Super Set Of False Teeth (Cause of Death) Super Offerta-Nafpilo,Greece
- Do Not Acess Bus Through Window-Magnetic Island, Australia
- L. Justin Payne,DMD Dentistry -Braselton, Georgia
- Hicksville Baptist Church-church sign in Hicksville, North Carolina
- Cash Baptist Church-on a sign in Society Hill, South Carolina (odd name for a church,makes it sounds like they do not accept checks here)
- Rino Crossing,Elephant Crossing, and Camel Crossing signs with the words "Slow Down Deer Crossing" below them in North Vancover, BC. Canada
- Hammer Massage-Siem Reap, Cambodia
- Building Asks a Smoked Vistor in the Outside Smoking Section That You Can Not Smoke IN-Hakone National Park, Japan
- Smart Noshiery Makes You Slobber-Pudong,Shaghai
- Antique Tables Made Daily 1-800-413-2459 -Virgina, USA
- Please Don't Cross Any Railings Lest Suddeness Happens! -Beijing, Zoo
- Any Persons (Exepect Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls On This Course Will Be Prosecuted And Have Their Balls Removed-Canada -how odd is this
- Caution:Slow Moving Plant-Cobh,Co.Cork, Ireland
- Unique Traffic Pattern Ahead-Bowen Island, off Vancover
- Slow Children Ahead -Kingston,Ontario
- Red Squirrels Drive Slowly-Bassenthwaite Lake
- Please do not standing or spanning seats during bus is running: sitting in stable and spreading your arm or body outside of the window; going or taking off the bus after the bus is stopped.-Wuxi, China (on a tourist bus)
- Check your Depth Before Entering-Opiki, New Zealand
- Hill Blocks View-Richfield,Wisconsin (sign near a hill)
- This Enclosure Sponsered By Free the Bears Fund Inc -Laos
- Golgotha Fun Park-Near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
- Upper Death Access-Box Death Hollow Wilderness Area, Utah
- No Sociltors Permitted Beyond This Point
- If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or resturant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute,please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you.-China (outside a resturant)
- No open tin cans,No parking bikes on cars,No disco dancing, No fishing,No swimming, and No stick waving-Welland Canal in Port Colborne
