There are Some Odd Signs

Here are some odd signs out there ...

• No Man Is Happy Unless He Believes He IS Rev. John Ritter- First Baptist Church, Ambridge, PA

• Death Valley Health Center-Death Valley,CA

• This Sign Is To Help Foreign Tourists From Getting Lost-China (on a sign written in Chinese)

• Take Care! Fall Into Water Carefully-Lijang, China
• Boiled Cake, Fried Pimple-Beljing, China
• Dull above a sign that says Highland Adventure Safaris -Near Aberfeldy,Perthshire
• Bed Breakfast -outside a field with pigs in it and some half moon shaped buildings -Nottinghamshire
• Danger Sheep Drop-sign in Wales
• Brentwood Kelvedon Hatch Industrial Estates A 18 Secert Nuclear Bunker -Essex
• Racism & Outdoor Food Not Allowed -Shimla, India
  
• Baldness with an arrow pointing around the corner-Boquete,Panama
• Soccer Not Allowed. Soccer May Only Be Played In the Archery Ranage.-Grafton,Wisconsin
• If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter-Neenah, Wisconsin
• Please Don't Hurt the Animals While Teasing Them-Nanjing, China (outside a zoo there)
• Fresh Pet Meat-Chaga Market,Tanzania
• Colton High School Commited to High Standards-Colton, California (left the second t out of the word committed)
• The North-Folk Beer Shire : Beer, Pizza, Wedding,Chapel-Washington State,USA
• Hairgut Barbero-Cairo
• One Way System -with an arrow pointed to the left and another pointed to the right -Doncaster
• ! Drunk Locals -sign on a fence in the Lake District
• Under A.S.S. Protection-security company sign on a fence in Kavieng,New Ireland Providence,Paupa New Guinea
• Attention :For those waiting seats clients,table shall be arranged for you have more than half people already come. We apologize for any inconvenience may cause to you. -New Terroriteries of Hong Kong
• To the Scum Bag Who Stole Our Push Chair Today. We are a Charity. I Hope You Need It One Day Scum.-window of the RSPCA shop in East Ham, London
• Emergency Telephone Call 999 For Coast Guard, Police,Fire, or Ambulance-outside a public telephone
• Quiet Woman Way-street sign in Nelson, New Zealand
• Notice Mediums Are Forbidden To Fall Into A Terance In the Snake Temple Or Its Preceint Causing Inconvencience To Worshippers And Vistors By Order of the Board -Snake Temple In Penang, Malyasia
• Sorry We Have No Mints Please Take A Condom Instead -Thai Resturant (ugh! Can we say,excuse me? Talk about strange,and rude here!)
• Constructions Work Is Taking Place In This Area Please, Excuse For the Molest-Havana, Cuba
• Please Help Us Save Water. Press Flush Button Twice.-Istanbul airport bathroom
  
• Super Set Of False Teeth (Cause of Death) Super Offerta-Nafpilo,Greece
• Do Not Acess Bus Through Window-Magnetic Island, Australia
• L. Justin Payne,DMD Dentistry -Braselton, Georgia
• Hicksville Baptist Church-church sign in Hicksville, North Carolina
• Cash Baptist Church-on a sign in Society Hill, South Carolina (odd name for a church,makes it sounds like they do not accept checks here)
• Rino Crossing,Elephant Crossing, and Camel Crossing signs with the words "Slow Down Deer Crossing" below them in North Vancover, BC. Canada
  
• Hammer Massage-Siem Reap, Cambodia
• Building Asks a Smoked Vistor in the Outside Smoking Section That You Can Not Smoke IN-Hakone National Park, Japan
• Smart Noshiery Makes You Slobber-Pudong,Shaghai
• Antique Tables Made Daily 1-800-413-2459 -Virgina, USA
• Please Don't Cross Any Railings Lest Suddeness Happens! -Beijing, Zoo
• Any Persons (Exepect Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls On This Course Will Be Prosecuted And Have Their Balls Removed-Canada -how odd is this
• Caution:Slow Moving Plant-Cobh,Co.Cork, Ireland
• Unique Traffic Pattern Ahead-Bowen Island, off Vancover
• Slow Children Ahead -Kingston,Ontario
• Red Squirrels Drive Slowly-Bassenthwaite Lake
• Please do not standing or spanning seats during bus is running: sitting in stable and spreading your arm or body outside of the window; going or taking off the bus after the bus is stopped.-Wuxi, China (on a tourist bus)
• Check your Depth Before Entering-Opiki, New Zealand
• Hill Blocks View-Richfield,Wisconsin (sign near a hill)
• This Enclosure Sponsered By Free the Bears Fund Inc -Laos
• Golgotha Fun Park-Near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
• Upper Death Access-Box Death Hollow Wilderness Area, Utah
• No Sociltors Permitted Beyond This Point
• If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or resturant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute,please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you.-China (outside a resturant)
• No open tin cans,No parking bikes on cars,No disco dancing, No fishing,No swimming, and No stick waving-Welland Canal in Port Colborne