More odd signs

Here are some more odd signs out there...

• "Shop lifting is Stealing. Stealing is against the law. All shoplifters will be prosecuted." -inside the Walmart Ladies bathroom (isn't it obvious that shop lifting is stealing?)
  
• "No merchandise allowed inside the Bathroom. Anyone caught with merchandise inside this bathroom will be subject to search, and will be prosecuted. "-inside Ladies bathroom at Kohl's
• " Warning: Use safety belt while in use. Do not leave Baby Unattended. "-on the changing table in Target bathroom
  
• " There will be a $ 0.10 fine per day, for any over due books."- inside the Public Library (don't people no this by now?)
• " This door is locked. Please Use other door."-on the door to the doctor's office
• " Automatic Door. In Case of Emergency Doors may not work. In A Emergency Push Doors Open."- on automated doors outside Food Lion,Target,Walmart,Super K-Mart, Super Walmart, and Baby's R US
• "In Case of Fire Use Stairs to get to the nearest exit."-inside elevators
  
• " Know Where your Exists Are In Case of Emergency."-inside the movie theater
• "Employee's Only. No One Besides Employees Allowed Beyond This Point."-says the same thing twice, located on door to cash register at all restaurants
  
• " There is a Limit of No more than 6 items per customer allowed in changing rooms at a time. Please see the sales clerk for the number of items you have before entering the changing room."-outside changing rooms at Super Walmart, Walmart, Kohl's, Target, JcPenny's, and other stores
• " Buckle Up Virgina. It is Not an Option! It is the Law. Those who fail to wear seat belts will be pulled over and fined for disobeying the law." -located in Virgina
• " No Smoking Allowed Inside the Hospital, on the side walk, or anywhere else other than the posted smoking areas. Please be Curtious and pay attention to these. Anyone caught smoking outside the posted areas will be asked to leave immediately." -outside all hospital entrances
• "No Smoking Allowed Inside the Lavatory." -posted inside the bathrooms on airplanes (Smoking is not allowed on the airplanes anyways.)
• "Thank You For Not Smoking." -posted on the walls inside Mrs. Winneer's a non-smoking restaurant
  
• "Do Not Throw Away Plastic Trays Or Bowls. Thank You, Management."-posted on the wall above the trash cans at Wings To Go
• " This is a Smoke Free Restaurant. Anyone Caught Smoking Will Be Told To Leave." -on the door to Chick-fil-a & inside the Chick-fil-a bathrooms (There are no ash trays inside Chick-fil-a . Isn't this obvious that this is the rule?)