Cont. Odd Signs Out There

• " No Smoking Beyond This Point."- on the door to the gift shop at the zoo
• " Thank You For Not Smoking." -on the door to the bathrooms at the zoo
• "No Outside Food or Drinks Allowed." -on the soda machine at the zoo
• " This Is A Smoke-Free Restaurant. Do Not Smoke."-on the wall inside Yum Yum's
• " No Parking Any time." -in an Employees Only parking lot outside the police station
• " Buckle Up South Carolina. It is the Law. "-located on a sign in South Carolina of course
• "Welcome to Hicksville." -a sign welcoming people to Hicksville, NC (odd name for a city)
  
• " This is a Cash Only Toll Booth." -on a toll booth in Pennsylvania
• " Do Not Take Checks or Credit at this Lane. This is a Cash Only Lane." -on a pole outside on of the lines in Super Walmart
• " No Smoking. "-sign on a fence outside a field
• " Revelation 11:4 followed by the words Will Work For Food." -on a card board sign held by someone near a busy intercession (the Bible reference does not make sense with the rest of this sign)
• "Will Work For Food. God Bless You! "-on a card board sign held by a person to lazy to find a job
• " No Smoking. Turn Off All Cell Phones. Cell phone use or smoking while at this tank may cause an explosion or even death. "-on a pole supporting the shelter over a gas tank at a BP station
  
• " No Smoking." -on the door to a gas station that sells ciggarettes

More odd signs

Here are some more odd signs out there...

• "Shop lifting is Stealing. Stealing is against the law. All shoplifters will be prosecuted." -inside the Walmart Ladies bathroom (isn't it obvious that shop lifting is stealing?)
  
• "No merchandise allowed inside the Bathroom. Anyone caught with merchandise inside this bathroom will be subject to search, and will be prosecuted. "-inside Ladies bathroom at Kohl's
• " Warning: Use safety belt while in use. Do not leave Baby Unattended. "-on the changing table in Target bathroom
  
• " There will be a $ 0.10 fine per day, for any over due books."- inside the Public Library (don't people no this by now?)
• " This door is locked. Please Use other door."-on the door to the doctor's office
• " Automatic Door. In Case of Emergency Doors may not work. In A Emergency Push Doors Open."- on automated doors outside Food Lion,Target,Walmart,Super K-Mart, Super Walmart, and Baby's R US
• "In Case of Fire Use Stairs to get to the nearest exit."-inside elevators
  
• " Know Where your Exists Are In Case of Emergency."-inside the movie theater
• "Employee's Only. No One Besides Employees Allowed Beyond This Point."-says the same thing twice, located on door to cash register at all restaurants
  
• " There is a Limit of No more than 6 items per customer allowed in changing rooms at a time. Please see the sales clerk for the number of items you have before entering the changing room."-outside changing rooms at Super Walmart, Walmart, Kohl's, Target, JcPenny's, and other stores
• " Buckle Up Virgina. It is Not an Option! It is the Law. Those who fail to wear seat belts will be pulled over and fined for disobeying the law." -located in Virgina
• " No Smoking Allowed Inside the Hospital, on the side walk, or anywhere else other than the posted smoking areas. Please be Curtious and pay attention to these. Anyone caught smoking outside the posted areas will be asked to leave immediately." -outside all hospital entrances
• "No Smoking Allowed Inside the Lavatory." -posted inside the bathrooms on airplanes (Smoking is not allowed on the airplanes anyways.)
• "Thank You For Not Smoking." -posted on the walls inside Mrs. Winneer's a non-smoking restaurant
  
• "Do Not Throw Away Plastic Trays Or Bowls. Thank You, Management."-posted on the wall above the trash cans at Wings To Go
• " This is a Smoke Free Restaurant. Anyone Caught Smoking Will Be Told To Leave." -on the door to Chick-fil-a & inside the Chick-fil-a bathrooms (There are no ash trays inside Chick-fil-a . Isn't this obvious that this is the rule?)
  

There are Some Odd Signs

Here are some odd signs out there ...

• No Man Is Happy Unless He Believes He IS Rev. John Ritter- First Baptist Church, Ambridge, PA

• Death Valley Health Center-Death Valley,CA

• This Sign Is To Help Foreign Tourists From Getting Lost-China (on a sign written in Chinese)

• Take Care! Fall Into Water Carefully-Lijang, China
• Boiled Cake, Fried Pimple-Beljing, China
• Dull above a sign that says Highland Adventure Safaris -Near Aberfeldy,Perthshire
• Bed Breakfast -outside a field with pigs in it and some half moon shaped buildings -Nottinghamshire
• Danger Sheep Drop-sign in Wales
• Brentwood Kelvedon Hatch Industrial Estates A 18 Secert Nuclear Bunker -Essex
• Racism & Outdoor Food Not Allowed -Shimla, India
  
• Baldness with an arrow pointing around the corner-Boquete,Panama
• Soccer Not Allowed. Soccer May Only Be Played In the Archery Ranage.-Grafton,Wisconsin
• If Door Does Not Open Do Not Enter-Neenah, Wisconsin
• Please Don't Hurt the Animals While Teasing Them-Nanjing, China (outside a zoo there)
• Fresh Pet Meat-Chaga Market,Tanzania
• Colton High School Commited to High Standards-Colton, California (left the second t out of the word committed)
• The North-Folk Beer Shire : Beer, Pizza, Wedding,Chapel-Washington State,USA
• Hairgut Barbero-Cairo
• One Way System -with an arrow pointed to the left and another pointed to the right -Doncaster
• ! Drunk Locals -sign on a fence in the Lake District
• Under A.S.S. Protection-security company sign on a fence in Kavieng,New Ireland Providence,Paupa New Guinea
• Attention :For those waiting seats clients,table shall be arranged for you have more than half people already come. We apologize for any inconvenience may cause to you. -New Terroriteries of Hong Kong
• To the Scum Bag Who Stole Our Push Chair Today. We are a Charity. I Hope You Need It One Day Scum.-window of the RSPCA shop in East Ham, London
• Emergency Telephone Call 999 For Coast Guard, Police,Fire, or Ambulance-outside a public telephone
• Quiet Woman Way-street sign in Nelson, New Zealand
• Notice Mediums Are Forbidden To Fall Into A Terance In the Snake Temple Or Its Preceint Causing Inconvencience To Worshippers And Vistors By Order of the Board -Snake Temple In Penang, Malyasia
• Sorry We Have No Mints Please Take A Condom Instead -Thai Resturant (ugh! Can we say,excuse me? Talk about strange,and rude here!)
• Constructions Work Is Taking Place In This Area Please, Excuse For the Molest-Havana, Cuba
• Please Help Us Save Water. Press Flush Button Twice.-Istanbul airport bathroom
  
• Super Set Of False Teeth (Cause of Death) Super Offerta-Nafpilo,Greece
• Do Not Acess Bus Through Window-Magnetic Island, Australia
• L. Justin Payne,DMD Dentistry -Braselton, Georgia
• Hicksville Baptist Church-church sign in Hicksville, North Carolina
• Cash Baptist Church-on a sign in Society Hill, South Carolina (odd name for a church,makes it sounds like they do not accept checks here)
• Rino Crossing,Elephant Crossing, and Camel Crossing signs with the words "Slow Down Deer Crossing" below them in North Vancover, BC. Canada
  
• Hammer Massage-Siem Reap, Cambodia
• Building Asks a Smoked Vistor in the Outside Smoking Section That You Can Not Smoke IN-Hakone National Park, Japan
• Smart Noshiery Makes You Slobber-Pudong,Shaghai
• Antique Tables Made Daily 1-800-413-2459 -Virgina, USA
• Please Don't Cross Any Railings Lest Suddeness Happens! -Beijing, Zoo
• Any Persons (Exepect Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls On This Course Will Be Prosecuted And Have Their Balls Removed-Canada -how odd is this
• Caution:Slow Moving Plant-Cobh,Co.Cork, Ireland
• Unique Traffic Pattern Ahead-Bowen Island, off Vancover
• Slow Children Ahead -Kingston,Ontario
• Red Squirrels Drive Slowly-Bassenthwaite Lake
• Please do not standing or spanning seats during bus is running: sitting in stable and spreading your arm or body outside of the window; going or taking off the bus after the bus is stopped.-Wuxi, China (on a tourist bus)
• Check your Depth Before Entering-Opiki, New Zealand
• Hill Blocks View-Richfield,Wisconsin (sign near a hill)
• This Enclosure Sponsered By Free the Bears Fund Inc -Laos
• Golgotha Fun Park-Near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky
• Upper Death Access-Box Death Hollow Wilderness Area, Utah
• No Sociltors Permitted Beyond This Point
• If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or resturant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute,please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you.-China (outside a resturant)
• No open tin cans,No parking bikes on cars,No disco dancing, No fishing,No swimming, and No stick waving-Welland Canal in Port Colborne